News for July 2012:

Sat, Jul 28, 2012 You know the drill, right? If it's an especially small comic one week, it'll be an especially large comic next week. So that's that.
But hey, here's something I do feel bad about... this site is still only HALF FINISHED. Well I'm sick of it. I'm going to make a vow (only slightly less binding than a "promise") that by next week week after next week after next after next I'm going to have completed the missing sections. Hopefully that'll include the donation incentive system I've been talking about. Hey, believe me, no one's paying for that more than me. I need money, y'know? It's just my overpowering general incompetence that keeps me from doing what's necessary.
It's a damn good thing I'm so handsome.
I suppose I could make an excuse by way of regaling you with my latest Olympics-themed adventures with the Queen and Daniel Craig, but let's be honest... nobody cares.
Officers Bei and Jing were there, though. It was wacky.

Anyone else think The Dark Knight Rises had a few holes?
Sun, Jul 15, 2012 Oh, hey, I forgot to mention-- what? No, I'm, I'm getting to the missing sections of the site. Seriously, it's on my list. Huh? Well yeah, the donation incentive too. And th- yes, I'll make a story arc guide too. Why not. Seriously though, this is important. Remember when I pontificated about that trailer for "The Amazing Spider-Man?" Well I saw the movie and I pontificated about it and if you want you can go see that now.
I mean, you care, right?
Fri, Jul 13, 2012 Again, the work's a little slow, so, again, you can expect the comic later this weekend. Sorry about that. Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, right?
No?
Well you're tough, you can take it.
Sat, Jul 7, 2012 Comic's running a smidge later than usual, you know the drill. Come back in some hours and we'll have good times.

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