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Fri, Jun 26, 2015 Heads up, I've been called cross-country for a magical adventure and I'll have to restrain myself from posting next week. It's a family affair, and it seemed right to turn my energies towards other things. To make up for that, have this week's comic a little early! Because somehow making the wait between this one and the next one even longer makes it better. That's cartoonist logic.

See you later guys, and wish me luck! I don't think I'll need it more than usual, but you can never have too much, right? Heck, I wish you luck all the time.

Sat, Jun 13, 2015 Yikes. Well, maybe she's not quite over her tantrums entirely. But when you're the de facto leader of a shadowy society of supernatural creatures, it's healthy to have a bit of a temper. They expect you to snarl now and then. It's good business!

If your memory needs refreshing, "Becky" was part of the gang that ganged up on Crystal when she wandered into town attempting to contact Sandra. She's having a tough night. No one wants the boss mad at them.

Sat, May 30, 2015 Father! The Wakers have asleepened!

Anyone get that reference...? Anyone...? Eh, forget it. Wasn't worth the effort.

Speaking of effort... Times like this, I remember why I always used to prefer hand lettering. Because, although I created the illusion, there wasn't actually any art underneath the word balloons. It was all the same stuff. So I didn't have to feel regret, working to lay down and perfect words and shapes which would cover up stuff I'd already worked hard on.

Because, man... I worked kind of hard on all that pretty stuff that you can't see under those word balloons.

Still, that's why I created the "Nude Comics" Patreon incentive! So that there's always an opportunity for people to see what I slaved over, and then slaved over again to hide.

Though I'll let you in on a little secret (if I haven't already, and if so just accept that this is meant for someone who didn't catch it the first time)... if you squint reeeeaaallly hard, you just might be able to tell that I very, very slightly erase the word balloons after I set them down. The transparency isn't really perceptible, but... I bet your subconscious mind really appreciates it. Of course, if you're getting the wordless pages through Patreon, I guess you don't have to care what your subconscious thinks!

Either way, though, thanks for looking closely. Hey, it's all for you! I want you to appreciate your presents! Because your appreciation is the best present I could receive year after year.

So I guess that does it for Zebra Girl's fifteenth anniversary. I'd like to thank everyone who's made this comic a truly worthwhile endeavor. And I will! You're thanked. I've still got lots of work to do, parts of the site to finish, books to publish (as always), and of course new pages to get out.

I guess the story's nearing a climax... I don't know when, but there's no use saying this isn't probably the final storyline. Or at least a chapter of the final storyline, before... well, maybe before something else grows from Zebra Girl's garden.

Will we make it to sixteen candles? Oh, I should think so. Seventeen? Eighteen? Gee... I dunno...

But heck, maybe if I got stuck in a coma and took a year or two off I could make it to twenty!

Tue, May 26, 2015 Of course, her Mom took the picture. She had a nostalgic bent for Polaroid photos. The theme restaurant with the guy in the Sam Sprinkles suit was also her idea. Sandra naturally thought she was too old for all that kiddie stuff, but hey, birthdays aren't really about what you want. They're about giving other people the chance to have fun around you, right? So Sandra humored her Mom... and of course she really did have more fun than she let herself believe she was having. And Crystal and Jack sure didn't complain! But then, they were still only fourteen.

You can't tell since it's black and white, but young Sandra has crazy red-eye in this picture. You also can't tell that one of the hardest parts was getting the rough dimensions for a Polaroid photo just right. Wound up having to do some trimming in Photoshop.

Happy birthday, Sandra.

Mon, May 18, 2015 Oh man oh man, I hate to do this. Such an embarrassing inconvenience for everyone involved. But it's unavoidable sometimes, even for someone of my vast powers.

I'm afraid that a bit of business is taking me away from my life's work this week. It's a hideous travesty that this delay takes place during Zebra Girl's fifteenth anniversary month, but... maybe we could think of it as a birthday present, giving her a single week off during which you can fill the void with the limitless wonder of your own imagination!

Yeah, let's go with that.

So I do apologize. The comic will resume come month's end. And I'll just bet it'll be even better because we put it off a little! Because that's how things work, y'know.

Sat, May 16, 2015 ...Well, it's next week, and I didn't do anything. Sheesh. Didn't even get it up on the fifteenth! Though I guess that trick could work any year.

But shoot, it's the comic's fifteenth anniversary month! I oughta do SOMEthing. Well... maybe next time. Geez, like make a fancy birthday image or... just some kind of thing to mark the occasion... seriously, what other cartoonists do you know who would let a fifteenth anniversary come and go with nary a blip in the archives?

Still a few weeks left in the month, though. I'll just have to come up with something before June...

Maybe I'll just contemplate what an experience it's been, what a blessed opportunity for both humility and pride, honing my skills and telling Zebra Girl's story, which, I'm told, has influenced many people over the last decade and a half. But, again... I can do that anytime.

And I do.


...Incidentally, didja notice that after fifteen years I still can't settle on a way to draw noses? 'Cause I want to draw attention to that.
Sat, May 9, 2015 Hmm.

Y'know... think I'll celebrate next week. Try to get the comic up on Friday. Make a thing out of the number "15." Never could remember the exact date, anyway...

The control panel says there are 700 comics in the archives, too. Though with filler material, guest comics, previews and whatnot, who knows what that even means!

Man. Fifteen... yeah, I'll have to do something next week.

Sat, May 2, 2015 Hm. Kind of an awkward third panel. Enh, that's how it is when you're an artist. At least for me! Every little thing is fraught with some measure of uncertainty, like you're on a stage and you never know whether or not your clothes are an optical illusion which the audience can see through in the right light. Well... the up side is there's always tomorrow night's performance.

Been a lot of nights, now... didja notice that we're coming up on someone's birthday?

Sat, Apr 25, 2015 This is something that deserves to be said every week, but I'll hope it's enough to just say it once in a while... thanks again to everyone who's decided to help support the comic through Patreon! The value of your generosity is inestimable, it eases my various burdens in a million thousand little ways. It's given new life to this comic, weird and tingly new kinds of life that I have yet to categorize! So thank you, even if you've just signed up for a dollar or two every month, it's impossible for me to exaggerate. It's like a billion exploding suns granting me godlike power to bring joy to everyone in the Universe!

Well... alright, that might be hyperbole. A little. But, y'know. Still!

Sat, Apr 18, 2015 It's important to have a vampire with a bowl standing by when you're pulling magic nails out of another vampire's back. Good opportunity for conversation.

Now, I don't know why sections of the site are missing, they seem to be intact when I peer into the FTP mines. It's always something, eh? Well, it'll get fixed one way or another. Reminds me, I said I'd look into making a mirror site... not that that would make a difference when it's the peripheral pages that go missing.

In happier news, I had myself a time at MoCCA Fest! If we happened to meet, I'll say it was a pleasure to have met you. I hope the feeling's mutual, though I won't blame you if it wasn't... I was fairly lethargic on Saturday, and I'm afraid I wasn't at my best. But rest assured, I'm a magnificent charismatic dynamo for the most part, so just use your imagination and I'm sure that'll be just as good.

Did anyone notice I went back and put a little scar on Sam's ear in the last comic? Breaking my own rule again, but artists are nothing if not capricious.

Sat, Apr 4, 2015 I should have mentioned this last week, in case you're not plugged in to Patreon... Zebra Girl: Volume 2: The Twilight Zoo now exists in e-book form (y'know, a PDF). I'm going to set up a method for purchasing it through PayPal soon. Probably replace that old banner on the right. It collects comics ranging from 2002 to 2005, and hopefully now that it's designed I'll be able to get it onto real paper!

Meanwhile, Happy Easter! If you're inclined to celebrate it. Good time for eating candy anyway, eh?

Sat, Mar 28, 2015 This is how hard-boiled types talk to shifty dames, see?

Wait, how'd she get in the car? Holy cow, I think she's magic or somethin'!

Sat, Mar 21, 2015 Here's something of interest, the 910 CMX Art Jam will be held tonight at 8:00. I plan to participate! And it's for charity, so you can ask us artists to draw all kinds of awful stuff and we can still feel good about ourselves! Y'know, if you're so inclined. Don't expect to see me on camera though, I haven't got it handy right now. I'll still be drawing, though. In any case, good cause, good times, feel free to join in!