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Tue, May 26, 2015 Of course, her Mom took the picture. She had a nostalgic bent for Polaroid photos. The theme restaurant with the guy in the Sam Sprinkles suit was also her idea. Sandra naturally thought she was too old for all that kiddie stuff, but hey, birthdays aren't really about what you want. They're about giving other people the chance to have fun around you, right? So Sandra humored her Mom... and of course she really did have more fun than she let herself believe she was having. And Crystal and Jack sure didn't complain! But then, they were still only fourteen.

You can't tell since it's black and white, but young Sandra has crazy red-eye in this picture. You also can't tell that one of the hardest parts was getting the rough dimensions for a Polaroid photo just right. Wound up having to do some trimming in Photoshop.

Happy birthday, Sandra.

-Joe
Mon, May 18, 2015 Oh man oh man, I hate to do this. Such an embarrassing inconvenience for everyone involved. But it's unavoidable sometimes, even for someone of my vast powers.

I'm afraid that a bit of business is taking me away from my life's work this week. It's a hideous travesty that this delay takes place during Zebra Girl's fifteenth anniversary month, but... maybe we could think of it as a birthday present, giving her a single week off during which you can fill the void with the limitless wonder of your own imagination!

Yeah, let's go with that.

So I do apologize. The comic will resume come month's end. And I'll just bet it'll be even better because we put it off a little! Because that's how things work, y'know.

-Joe
Sat, May 16, 2015 ...Well, it's next week, and I didn't do anything. Sheesh. Didn't even get it up on the fifteenth! Though I guess that trick could work any year.

But shoot, it's the comic's fifteenth anniversary month! I oughta do SOMEthing. Well... maybe next time. Geez, like make a fancy birthday image or... just some kind of thing to mark the occasion... seriously, what other cartoonists do you know who would let a fifteenth anniversary come and go with nary a blip in the archives?

Still a few weeks left in the month, though. I'll just have to come up with something before June...

Maybe I'll just contemplate what an experience it's been, what a blessed opportunity for both humility and pride, honing my skills and telling Zebra Girl's story, which, I'm told, has influenced many people over the last decade and a half. But, again... I can do that anytime.

And I do.

-Joe

...Incidentally, didja notice that after fifteen years I still can't settle on a way to draw noses? 'Cause I want to draw attention to that.
Sat, May 9, 2015 Hmm.

Y'know... think I'll celebrate next week. Try to get the comic up on Friday. Make a thing out of the number "15." Never could remember the exact date, anyway...

The control panel says there are 700 comics in the archives, too. Though with filler material, guest comics, previews and whatnot, who knows what that even means!

Man. Fifteen... yeah, I'll have to do something next week.

-Joe
Sat, May 2, 2015 Hm. Kind of an awkward third panel. Enh, that's how it is when you're an artist. At least for me! Every little thing is fraught with some measure of uncertainty, like you're on a stage and you never know whether or not your clothes are an optical illusion which the audience can see through in the right light. Well... the up side is there's always tomorrow night's performance.

Been a lot of nights, now... didja notice that we're coming up on someone's birthday?

-Joe
Sat, Apr 25, 2015 This is something that deserves to be said every week, but I'll hope it's enough to just say it once in a while... thanks again to everyone who's decided to help support the comic through Patreon! The value of your generosity is inestimable, it eases my various burdens in a million thousand little ways. It's given new life to this comic, weird and tingly new kinds of life that I have yet to categorize! So thank you, even if you've just signed up for a dollar or two every month, it's impossible for me to exaggerate. It's like a billion exploding suns granting me godlike power to bring joy to everyone in the Universe!

Well... alright, that might be hyperbole. A little. But, y'know. Still!

-Joe
Sat, Apr 18, 2015 It's important to have a vampire with a bowl standing by when you're pulling magic nails out of another vampire's back. Good opportunity for conversation.

Now, I don't know why sections of the site are missing, they seem to be intact when I peer into the FTP mines. It's always something, eh? Well, it'll get fixed one way or another. Reminds me, I said I'd look into making a mirror site... not that that would make a difference when it's the peripheral pages that go missing.

In happier news, I had myself a time at MoCCA Fest! If we happened to meet, I'll say it was a pleasure to have met you. I hope the feeling's mutual, though I won't blame you if it wasn't... I was fairly lethargic on Saturday, and I'm afraid I wasn't at my best. But rest assured, I'm a magnificent charismatic dynamo for the most part, so just use your imagination and I'm sure that'll be just as good.

Did anyone notice I went back and put a little scar on Sam's ear in the last comic? Breaking my own rule again, but artists are nothing if not capricious.

-Joe
Sat, Apr 4, 2015 I should have mentioned this last week, in case you're not plugged in to Patreon... Zebra Girl: Volume 2: The Twilight Zoo now exists in e-book form (y'know, a PDF). I'm going to set up a method for purchasing it through PayPal soon. Probably replace that old banner on the right. It collects comics ranging from 2002 to 2005, and hopefully now that it's designed I'll be able to get it onto real paper!

Meanwhile, Happy Easter! If you're inclined to celebrate it. Good time for eating candy anyway, eh?

-Joe
Sat, Mar 28, 2015 This is how hard-boiled types talk to shifty dames, see?

Wait, how'd she get in the car? Holy cow, I think she's magic or somethin'!

-Joe
Sat, Mar 21, 2015 Here's something of interest, the 910 CMX Art Jam will be held tonight at 8:00. I plan to participate! And it's for charity, so you can ask us artists to draw all kinds of awful stuff and we can still feel good about ourselves! Y'know, if you're so inclined. Don't expect to see me on camera though, I haven't got it handy right now. I'll still be drawing, though. In any case, good cause, good times, feel free to join in!

-Joe
Sat, Mar 14, 2015 You have no idea how close I came to deciding that Wally was just naked.

-Joe
Sat, Mar 7, 2015 Oh God, Wally. Not you too.

-Joe
Sat, Feb 28, 2015 Aw. Poor Crystal. And poor Zandra too. Heavy is the head that wears the horns.

...Say, was her tail always this long? Geez. I'm starting to think that Zandra's demonstrable cleavage was just a symptom of an entirely different syndrome.

-Joe

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